|Message to Humanity:
Hi gang, I'm back, just like the book says. By God here I am, in all my glory, I thought I'D NEVER come. But I'm here now and getting ready to do the good work. Maybe some of ya think I aint Him. You'll see. I aint about to prove it for you, much too corny, I'm Him and there just aint no question ABOUT it. Betcha never thought it would happen like THIS did ya? Sorry to disappoint you but I've got to make the most of what's here and there sure as hell aint very much. No turnin water to wine and raisin the dead this trip, just gonna tell it like it is. You've waited a long time for this glorious moment and now that it's actually HERE I expect most of you will just brush it off and keep right on waiting, that's what those damn fool Jews did LAST time I came, in fact they're still DOING it. Oh well, what's a few thousand MORE years to people who've been suffering for MILLIONS. So while most of you turn your heads and continue sticking to your silly romantic beliefs I'll let the rest of you in on a little secret. I'm Christ, I swear to God in PERSON, and I'm about to turn this foolish world upside down.......